Monday, January 26, 2009

The Horror Cr(yp)tic: KILLER PAD

ooh, boy...
Well, this little gem stars a few actors you've seen in dozens of movies but don't know any of their names, but throws a curveball at your face by having recognizable actors that show up without warning, like Bobby Lee, Joey lawrence, Jeff Davis, and of all people Andy Milonakis.

The "plot"? well, three guys move into a beutiful house in the hollywood hills, and it turns out it's controlled by Satan.

oh, i forgot to mention it's directed by ROBERT ENGLUND! that's right, Freddy Krueger directed this movie.

Well, there really isn't too much to say about this movie. It's like a mixture of American Pie, Poltergeist, and Dude Where's My Car. So it's EXTREMELY stupid, but at times it is actually kind of funny with lines like "We're going to send you evil hoes back to hell!" and "You know what would be funny? If you took your top off and I saw your breasts, and I was like, "Hey, I can't believe you did that." 

Is it any good? No. Is it funny? kind of. but it's stupidly entertaining in it's own right, and hey, the girl that plays Satan is extremely pretty. Watch if it you want to shut off your brain for an hour or two.

5/10

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